i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He felt like a one man threesome
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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