Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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