At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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