But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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