that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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