Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
