i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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