Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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