i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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