How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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