you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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