I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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