I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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