what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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