Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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