You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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