ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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