ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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