you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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