she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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