ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just fell off a train. Bad.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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