literally had 100 drinks last night.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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