We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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