THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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