is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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