I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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