you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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