just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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