doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He? As in you personified your dick?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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