why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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