Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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