He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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