What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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