i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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