Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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