There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Randomize
