You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You were trust falling into bushes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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