do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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