just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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