he shaved USA in his pubs
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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