Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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