fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Randomize
