So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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