I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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