so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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