It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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