I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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