question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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