Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there was a trapeze. enough said
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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