just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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