so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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