Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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