I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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