Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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